Don’t you just love it when your parent picks on some non-consequential thing which you allegedly said you did the other day, and then you allegedly said it the other way today.
Then you start questioning why you would have said you did it the other way yesterday, it goes on for a minute, the your parent says ‘*sigh* does it really matter!’
(NO, IT DOESN’T, BUT YOU MADE AN ISSUE OUT OF IT. IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT WHEN I GET CONFUSED AND START TRYING TO REASON WHY I DIDN’T SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THEN DON’T BRING IT UP. THE NUMBER OF FUCKING THINGS I HAVE TO LET SLIDE WITH YOU (UNLESS I WANT YOU TO MAKE A FUCKING ROW OUT OF IT) IS RIDICULOUS, BUT YOU CAT LET IT SLIDE WITH ME. THAT IS UNTIL YOU MEET MILD RESISTANCE AND THEN IT’S MY FAULT IT WAS BROUGHT UP.)
THEN THEY JUST CARRY ON MAKING AN ISSUE OUT OF IT AVING MADE IT CLEAR OU ARE LOWED TO FCKNG COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ALL. THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN ABO HOW WRONG I AM FOR DOING IT HE WAY I FUCKING DO T, IM SO SORRY THATI HAVE BEEN TAUGHTODO IT A DIFFERENTWAY TO YOU, CONSIDERINGYOU LEART IT 40 YEARS AGO.
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
lol oh yeah. And percussion person is like, fuck this shit is easy… oh wait, shit I missed my mark. Should I be banging now? Just bang with the beat and it’s all good.